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hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

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niknak79:

There’s something unsettling about the peanut butter

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eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

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beautifuldarkside19:

asvprock:

Imagine looking at the mirror and figuring out you were actually the person in the mirror. Not the original.

Oh
My
Gosh.
We are only reflections of who we think we are

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lightsofyoureyes:

diariesofaglaswegianoddity:

halmablog:

I’m going to keep reblogging this.

YES YES YES YES ALL OF THIS YES YES.

Shove this post down the throat of every single school board member and politician. 

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canadad:

iverbz:

eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

yall literally have the lowest standards in the history of the universe and there are animals that accept urine as a mating gift

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a-columba-livia-of-sarcasm:

sighnless:

apple-str1der:

is there a 420 in pi 

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humanity has made great strides today

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pornosophical:

jzanity1010:

dbvictoria:

More Disney Parks facts here

TREASURED GUEST

But how could you leave out this

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rae-rose:

who-lligan:

So I just had the shit creeped out of me.

I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked. 

My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away. 

So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate. 

And found this.

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A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.

I think I’d have preferred a ghost….

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andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet

andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet

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itsbirdyart:

I think I’m happy with where it’s at. I feel like I’m progressively spending more and more time on my rough drafts though.. could be a good thing, could also not be. Completing this will have to wait. The sugar crash was unavoidable.. #Articuno #Elsa #Pokémon #Frozen #Illustration

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haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y
23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

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pokemon-global-academy:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

every. fucking. time i see this post i think of pokemon-global-academy

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I need one! <3

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