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unfriendlyblackhotteas:

valvala:

im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS


Finally

unfriendlyblackhotteas:

valvala:

im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS

Finally

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parkingstrange:

look at our beautiful daugther

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smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

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gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

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  • Question: Charlie is awfully pale an ginger. Are you sure she is Benji's? (Or whatever his name is) - Anonymous
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    parkingstrange:

    You’re right, so pale, so ginger. Totally doesn’t have my skin color, hair color, or nose. Definitely not mine.

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squishymew:

kikahchu:

kikahchu:

It’s a space bar!!

Guys, I did not spend $16 on this sticker set for 5 notes.

I thought it was just greasy omg

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wimpytav:

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krikorjabotian:

me in chemistry class

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 unstable and not fully understood yet.

i’M IN MY

eLEMENT

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shubbro:

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

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I HEARD THAT

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  • Question: hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c: - Anonymous
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    parkingstrange:

    greetings:

    omg

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distraction:

cumaway:

OMFG

OH MY GOD

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alycs:

alycs:

So today as a prank I made a sheet music print out of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball but replaced the name with “Christmas Time Meditation” and deleted the words and I’m going to put it in the with church music and see if the pianist notices.

He noticed and I can now add “Yelled at by two priests at once” to my list of accomplishments

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The American collegiate system in one gif set

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